October 11, 2004
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
30 second summary: ooh gold! ahh arrows! ahh snake in plane! find the ark! ahh, where the ark? use the medallion! ahh, it burn my hand! staff too short, they dig wrong place! we brilliant! ::dig dig dig:: ahh nazis! give me ark, goodbye forever! smash wall, push block, escape! ‘I BLOW ARK UP!’ ‘GO AHEAD, YOU BLOW IT UP!’ ‘NO, THE GIRL!’ ::CAPTURED:: ‘NOOOOOOO!’ in the boat. where jones? i kill him, he no use, girl use! ahh jones other boat! go to secret nazi lair! ::speaking german:: PUNCH! wear clothes! ahh captured! close your eyes! everyone melt, dead. ark gone forever. the end.











