June 2, 2004
Don’t worry, I’m on lunch
And now… the president everyone loves to hate… W! (why doesn’t anyone call him that anymore?)
Haha, oh man, that dork. His umbrella is upside-down…heh…
On a related note, Australia won the Miss Universe contest. Hooray. Although the name of the contest is a bit misleading… It’s like pretending the “World Series” has anything to do with the whole world. It doesn’t! I’ll bet France gets pretty ticked off every year we have a worldwide baseball championship and don’t even invite them. But they speak French so no one can understand them anyway. Likewise, I’m sure there’s plenty of beautiful creatures out there in the abyss of space that are pretty pissed that we didn’t ask them to come to the Miss *Universe* contest. Of course, they’re probably too far away to even be getting this show for another few years, so we won’t be hearing from them any time soon.
C’est la vie…
