the life and times of endenizen » 2004 » May

Ingredients:

1 Minute Maid Watch (broken)
1 Orange Watch (broken)
1 Black and green wallet with “Brian” written on it
1 Strawberry “LipSmackers” lip gloss
50 basketball cards that i probably never even looked at
1 box of “Super Glow-in-the-Dark Crayons
1 small rock, painted red, with blue stripes
1 bag of glitter (unopened)
1 pair of kid’s binoculars (they suck)
100 “Brian Ferrell” pencils (they suck too)
1 sticky glowing spider
1 wax train (one of those things you get at the zoo)
10 temporary tattoos from blue man group and doc martens
2 yoyo’s
1 Qzar Laser Tag membership id (expired 6/8/98)
2 fake rolled up $100 bills (probably used for snorting fake cocaine)
1 set of jacks (you know with the ball and the little metal things) (never played)
1 spacecamp returning trainee medal (circa 1995)
1 crayola crayon sharpener
2 pairs of 3d glasses
1 more watch (mickey mouse this time)
1 5 franc coin (you know, the money they use in france?)
1 color changing silly putty
1 broken mini-stapler
1 tiny chocolate candy egg
1 movie ticket from back when the price was $4.50
4 savings account deposit slips from 1996
1 hotel room key
1 piece of grind wax (for skating)
2 rubber band balls

Directions:

Mix ingredients in no particular in any random drawers. Let sit 9 years, or until golden brown.

Note:

If anyone would like to acquire any of the aforementioned “ingredients”, they’ll be in my front yard bright and early Monday morning at 8am, waiting for the garbage truck to take them away.

woohoo! i found it! (yes, this simple fact is worthy of an entire post all to itself)

I took the initiative and went to Home Depot yesterday to get some super-glossy (ok so maybe just glossy) paint for my laptop and I had planned on spray-painting it today. I took the stickers off and got it ready and everything but, it’s cold out, and the rain just washed my possibilities away. I suppose I could paint it inside…but I don’t feel like dying (either by inhaling the fumes or freezing because every window in the house would have to be open).

On a side note, I’m still looking for the blue thing. A select few of you will actually know what that is…a less-select few of you would probably prefer that I just tell you what it is, but……..no.

Tonight I might crash my high school’s “Post Prom” party over at the local HealthTrack…yea, I’m a loser like that…but you’d be surprised how much fun it is to play volleyball at 5am. Maybe I’ll even bring my phone and take some pics. Speaking of pics, I still need to find that blue thing…

I’m getting annoyed with just having my giant EYE on every post so I’ll come up with some new icons to switch things up a bit. I’ll put my cousins cat up for this one…(his name is Dreyfus and he’s drinking some water in the picture….awww…kitties)

Raise your hand if you love Butter Cookies…mmmm…2 for $5 at JEWEL (yea, that crazy store from illinoiz).

I haven’t even eaten anything today and it’s already time to go get some dinner, I’d better go get ready.